Sunday, May 16, 2010
Fiscal Child Abuse
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Sarah Palin promotes Allen West’s challenge of Democratic U.S. Rep. Ron Klein
Former GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin is supporting Republican congressional candidate Allen West in Southern Florida. While not directly mentioning Lt. Colonel West’s opponent -- U.S. Rep. Ron Klein, D-Boca Raton -- by name, Palin characterizes the two-term incumbent “a leftwing ideologue as someone who’s marched to the beat of Nancy Pelosi on every issue from Cap-and-Tax to the stimulus, TARP, and, of course, Obamacare.
Here is a video clip of West when he appeared with Sean Hannity late last year. I’ve also provided a link for a very stimulating speech West gave in 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP2p91dvm6M
Friday, March 19, 2010
DYING OF THRIST? HOW ABOUT YOUR HEALTHCARE VOTE?
Representative Devin Nunes (R) California, has leveled what has to be the most devastating accusation to date against the Obama Administration. In a year when the usually furtile San Joaquin Valley in California would have been producing millions of pounds of fresh fruits and vegetable crops because rainfall has been at 129% of the annual average, the Federal government has had the water taps from up north nearly shut off. Federal agencies are only allowing 25% of the available water to be fed to farmers.Wednesday, February 24, 2010
PUTTING YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR HEART IS...

NOT ALL THE LIARS ARE DEMOCRATS...

He is the 8th most liberal Republican and Utah happens to be the most conservative state. Utah is also a socially conservative state. Nonetheless, Bob Bennett rubs Utah's nose in his record.
- Bob Bennett supports same sex marriage benefits at the federal level.
- Bob Bennett supports comprehensive immigration reform including amnesty provisions.
- Bob Bennett supports federal funding of abortions.
- Bob Bennett supports an individual mandate forcing Americans to buy insurance or be fined by the federal government.
- Bob Bennett supports many other policies opposed by the people of Utah.
- Bob Bennett also opposes many policies the people of Utah want.
Here's one last concern. If Bennett is so good for Utah, why is over 60% of the state (particularly the locations of its best natural resources) now owned by the Federal Government?
More disturbing about Bennett is that when he feels threatened, he moves right. But when the threat goes away, Bennett moves back left. Voters can eliminate the drifting by taking him out at the Utah Republican Convention.
I join Erick in encouraging the people of Utah to eliminate this festering turncoat home in Congress. On March 23rd the state caucus will be held. Anyone of voting age can show up and support another candidate instead of Bennett.
Monday, February 8, 2010
MURTHA IS GONE. THE KING IS DEAD.

A little after 1 pm ET Monday news came out that U.S. House Representative John Murtha had died. He was 77 years old and had served in Congress for many, many years.

Saturday, February 6, 2010
ARE YOU SCARED TO DEATH YET?
We are living through a mild Depression (not a Recession). On the surface many find some comfort in the look that days aren't filled with endless lines of unemployed at homeless shelters all over the country. In actuality, while we may not see that on a massive scale, it's obvious to even the casual observer that that is an every day occurrence, if only on a smaller scale.
The important question is what will happen after this phase is over? Because the government has 'taken action', we expect to have a "recovery" but just what will that be like?
It appears more and more clear that -- EXACTLY LIKE 'MODERN MEDICINE' WITH DOZENS OF 'SIDE EFFECTS', this time the 'CURE' may actually be more harmful than the original disease.
As Fox TV Analyst Dick Morris says:
Had the Fed not almost tripled the money supply . . .
Had the government not almost doubled the deficit with new spending programs . . .
Had the Treasury not bought more than $1 trillion in questionable mortgage-backed securities (those that they are currently hiding from their book-keeping by calling them Accounts Receivables because they 'sold' the bad paper to ghost business like Mainline)...
And were the President not committed to major tax increases next year . . .
"Perhaps, a V-shaped bounce-back would be in the offing. But we are like the patient who has become addicted to his pain medication and now faces the entirely new task of adjusting to the rigors of cold turkey."
Sunday, January 10, 2010
A TRUE PERSPECTIVE ON THE HOUSING CRISIS
A video clip of a 9/24/08 Fox News story by Britt Hume and Bret Bajer, clearly shows President George W. Bush (you know, the guy who gets blamed for everything by the Obama Administration), Senator John (I’m not always a RINO) McCain, Treasury Secretary John Snow and Fed Chief Alan Greenspan, all warned the Congress that unbridled expansion and power within the Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae mortgage industries would lead to the housing crisis and meltdown disaster that America has been -- and continues -- living through.
We have been told that this video has been REMOVED from the United States version of YouTube as if we Americans were no better than the Chinese when the government needs to shut people up. At this point we do have the clip from a Canadian source and it is here for you to look at and digest.
One concept that I have yet to see discussed on any major network -- Fox or otherwise -- is just why people like Barney Frank and Chuck Shumer were so interested in promoting this financial nightmare. I have suggested from time to time that other than the usual Democratic Party approach of making more people dependent -- or at least more beholding -- to the government, are these rather simple facts of life in America.
(1) Government funds that are easily earmarked for certain geographical areas help build politically defined demographic regions of the country where Democrats have their strongest base, so why not expand or repopulate those neighborhoods?
(2) Americans don’t actually own any real estate. We have a Feudalistic system where -- with the exception of churches, schools and a some non-profits, EVERYONE must pay taxes to live on or in their own property. If we do not pay, we are evicted and our property is seized. In reality WE MERELY RENT from the government.
(3) Real estate taxes are the number one source of income for local municipalities and if that revenue stream was not in place, cities and towns would have to look to state and federal coffers for funds.
The bottom line for Barney and Chuck could be easily explained. The more people we get into houses, the more we can overcome that nasty little problem where half the people in the United States don’t pay income taxes. Tah, dah! More money for government to spend.
Take a look at the video and copy the link from your browser and share it with your friends.
Friday, January 8, 2010
MINDBLOWING VIDEO SAYS IT ALL!!!
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
CAN THIS REALLY BE TRUE?
Thursday, November 19, 2009
BECK EXPOSES JOHN MURTHA

Thursday, November 5, 2009
"CONGRESS IN YOUR POCKET" phone app

Here's an interesting product for your iPhone or Blackberry.
Congress In Your Pocket ( http://www.congressinyourpocket.com/about.cfm ) is indispensable.
The app contains every member of Congress, their staff, key phone numbers, committee assignments, etc.
It’s great for on the fly contact information for both members and staffers.
If you have an iPhone, Blackberry or other "smart phone" you might want to check it out.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
INVITATION TO THE CAPITAL
Rep. Michele Bachmann R-MN is asking Americans to show up in Washington DC to walk through the Capital Builidng on Thursdaly at Noon to protest the Pelosi Health Care Bill. She has declared that the Bill is Unconstitutional and must be stopped.
If you agree that the massive push to more government control of the people and the economy in America, then make the effort to accept her invitation.
Friday, October 16, 2009
IS THE "KING OF PORK" PULLING ANOTHER FAST ONE?

Sunday, September 27, 2009
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE????

No one ever said it would be easy. There is a battle at hand between Americans nationwide and elected politicians (and those who influence -- or 'own' -- them).
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
545 versus 300,000,000

Every day we here at SatireWorks.com receive all kinds of e-mail (you're invited to send if you wish) and today was no exception. One that caught our eye did not have a signature line but it seemed to be such a great reminder of the power of the vote, we had to make up a new product line and reprint the note. Our thanks to whomever originally wrote this.
545 PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH POWER, DISTAIN AND ARROGANCE...
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does..
You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason.. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-pickingthing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party. What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits.
The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.
The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of the majority party. She and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.
If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red ..
If the Army & Marines are in IRAQ , it's because they want them in IRAQ
If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.
There are no insoluble government problems.
Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.
They, and they alone, have the power.
They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.
Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees.
We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!
Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.
What you do with this article now that you have read it Is up to you. We hope you will send this link to your family, friends and associates to make sure they have a chance to read it.
You are also invited to stop by http://www.SATIREWORKS.com and look over the 250 slogans we have in production.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
STOP AND WATCH THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW

This guy's video on You Tube has been so popular that (reportedly) Obama called him personally. He said that he was very disturbed with the video and invited him to the White House. Obama also said he wanted the White House to handle the Press and not to talk about the video or the White House visit.
Few know if that part of things is true. What everyone who watches the video does know is that Americans have become complacent cowards in defending their own rights and the country they say they love.
This may be the best six minutes invested in your future ........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYscnFpEyA
Thursday, May 14, 2009
THE "SEX OFFENDER" ISSUE IS THE NUCLEAR BOMB OF FEMINISM
OK. First things first. I am writing this particular blog in response to an e-mail from Chuck Norris. A lot of you won't like it because, like Chuck, you have been badly misinformed about an important issue. The U.S. Congress may soon vote on a Bill that extends the "Hate Laws" to include more citizens of the country. Many are over-reacting to the Bill. With that said, I invite you to patiently read to the end of this note.Satire Works is a web site that has over 70 examples of slogans to relieve people's frustration with Washington and other issues in life. Your current e-mail touches on a subject dear to our hearts.
Your appeal to have people denounce the "protection act" currently being considered is troubling because it reflects a widespread misunderstanding of the subject.
On-air reporters at Fox News touched on this same bill last week, and rather incredibly, they virtually endorsed people's right to harass, beat or even kill "pedophiles" in their objections to the bill. In truth politicians, police, judges and many in the general public have exercised repeated acts of discrimination, largely because of hatred and prejudice. Reduced job opportunities, rejection or eviction from housing, Unconstitutional harassment, denial of every day rights (under the pretext that a sex offender "might" do something), is all part of daily challenges for people who simply want to have a life today. Are they not guaranteed a "pursuit of happiness" under the same Constitution you and I live with? Is it so hard to understand that the overwhelming majority of such prior offenders are dealing with lifelong issues of "rejection" and this is just another hurdle?
The unknown truth about the "Sex Offender / Pedophile" issue is THE BIG LIE and that Americans have been lead by the nose with close to 30 years of fabricated "facts" by those who simply want to solidify six figure incomes in a variety of "child safety" organizations by scaring people. More than any other group, Feminists have used this as their nuclear bomb against men, successfully misbranding the threat to children as overwhelmingly a "boggy man" problem.
Some real facts you ought to know:
(1) Both children and adults are subjected to abuse and any instance of that is unacceptable. Realistically the overwhelming instances of this happens within the home with relatives or close associates. Up to 99% of those on a "Sex Offender List" will never be a threat to a child walking down the street, visiting a park to play or going to Walmart. In statistical order the threat comes from: natural fathers, natural mothers, step fathers, step mothers, siblings, close relatives, "friends" and (in the smallest group) strangers.
Understand that LESS THAN 200 PEOPLE -- in a nation of 300 million -- are kidnapped each year. Of that 200, the largest demographic is young male and female adults in the 15 to 25 year old age range. The next largest group is adults 25 to 50+ and the smallest group is minor children (both boys and girls). Think of this. With satellite news broadcast capability at every TV station in America, any time a child is "abducted and murdered", the story goes national within seconds. The coverage makes people feel the event happened "next door" and it does create an unrealistic level of fear. That is the very thing fund-raisers thrive on.
If this was a statistically significant issue, reporters would have one of these awful stories every day on the evening news. Even at that, we would be hearing about 365 instances in the aforementioned 300 million population. In direct contrast to this fear-filled yellow journalism, over 5,000 teenagers are killed in motor vehicle accidents each year. That's nearly 14 a day compared to perhaps less than 1 child a month (if you believe 10 children are abducted and killed each year). Where is the daily outrage and education about teen driving? There is no comparison.
(2) Tragically, 86% of the victims of a sexual assault by a female are not believed when they report the assault to authorities. The age-old "Mom and Apple Pie" mentality that females just don't do this kind of thing, is alive and well in the American justice system.
(3) Less than one half of one per cent of Females who commit a sexual assault ever SERVE a day in jail. A small (but growing) number get questioned and a few even arrested. They won't be charged with Statutory Rape as their actions demand, but most often a lesser offense even if they are a multiple offender. (Female teachers come to mind.) This "protected" approach continues to the extremely small number who are actually taken to trial by either not finding them guilty of their actions or giving them "house arrest" or an other slap-on-the-wrist penalty. As exemplified in multiple cases in Florida, even when these same females VIOLATE parole or detention guidelines, their suspended maximum sentence is NEVER imposed.
A recent example in Port Orange, Florida was taylor-made for the "To Catch A Predator" series from NBC's Dateline (a program that never once had an episode featuring females). An officer from Port Orange engaged a female sexual offender (who was on parole) with sexual conversations on the Internet. That officer gave the woman the impression the conversation was with a minor female and it continued.
When the officer moved to violate the woman's parole, once again a Floridian judge excused her actions and issued an order that there was no violation! This is exactly the same response given in the Debra LaVabre case when she flirted with a teenage girl while on work-release from house arrest. Female Sex Offenders are in a Class of their own.
(4) Abuse therapists across the country have acknowledged for years that (at least) 40% of sexual assaults are committed by females. Why is it that -- on average -- "Sex Offender Lists" in every state are populated with zero to five per cent females? That means thousands of females who are perpetrators are free to reoffend. Want to be concerned? In every neighborhood, in every town or city, in every state, you'll never know if you have a female sexual predator living next door!
(5) Twenty five years ago, when national statistics on the sexual abuse of children were TOO LOW to get the attention and outrage of American citizens -- and efforts had already begun to create the impression males were ALWAYS the perpetrator -- organizational heads felt they had to come up with a new approach in order to raise money. Their decision was to combine statistics from "sexual abuse" with the much, much larger "general abuse and neglect" stats. From that day forward the appeal was expanded with the reference "sex abuse and neglect" so huge imaginary numbers could be used.
The glaring misrepresentation in this approach is that up to 80 to 90% of (non-sexual) abuse and 90% of neglect is committed by females who are frequently "caregivers". This group of perpetrators includes both young females (baby-sitters, sisters, neighborhood friends) and adult females (mothers, teachers, relatives and more). Simply stated, the scare tactics and money grab from such "child safety" organizations -- who often have administrators or staff earning six or even severn-figure incomes -- relies on the "men are the monster" mindset. This campaign completely ignores reality and a true effort at protecting children, by failing to educate Americans that the actions of females are of grave concern.
Is it any wonder that the "Sex Offender" issue continues to be the Nuclear Bomb of Feminism? If the group can toss the issue at the public with little fear it will come back at them, it's an unqualified winner!
(6) Understand this. More children are killed by their mother than their father, yet "infanticide" is rarely -- if ever -- included in child abuse statistics. Does hiding that fact protect children? No.
(7) In a related final thought, I suggest the next time you go into a Walmart you actually read the "Missing Children" board. On a nationwide basis two thirds of "parental abductions" listed are suspected to have been done by the mother. With legal custody awards of children still running around 80% for females (even when a father fights tooth and nail for his children), both lawyers and judges admit it takes a severe level of drug abuse or other illegal and detrimental activity by a mother in order to "lose" her children. So if an "underground network" of women "help" a mother who has kidnapped her child, why does our society turn a blind eye to the inappropriateness and illegality of such organizations. They are assisting "unfit" mothers to abuse their children. A life in hiding and constant secrecy or movement is anything but a healthy, nurturing environment.
If you would like to discuss anything I have tried to expose to you, feel free to ad a comment, just don't expect fowl language to be posted.
Thanks for your understanding and your willingness to learn.
Select from over 100 slogans so you can "Speak your mind all the time" at http://www.SatireWorks.com. Bumper stickers, T-shirts, buttons, hats and more.
