
Friday, March 19, 2010
DYING OF THRIST? HOW ABOUT YOUR HEALTHCARE VOTE?

Monday, March 15, 2010
OBAMA, REID AND PELOSI THROW ALL HOUSE DEMOCRATS UNDER THE BUS!!!
Republican Senator John Barrasso from Wyoming had a very revealing conversation with Greta Van Susteren on Fox News Monday night.
In Barrasso’s opinion (one apparently shared by many Republican Congressmen), President Obama is counting on Nancy Pelosi’s ability to get the Senate version of the Health Care Bill passed in the House of Representatives. All the talk about “Reconciliation” is a total scam and just another smoke screen, but this time it isn’t the American Public who is supposed to get conned, it’s all the Democrats in the House.
The President wants the Senate Bill passed and then he will sign it. He doesn’t give a damn what happens after that...because nothing will change.
Once House Dems toe the Party line and pass the Senate Bill -- fully expecting the changes they actually want and have been promised by Pelosi through Reconciliation -- they’ll raise a glass and cheer as Obama signs the legislation and hastily beats feet out of town on his scheduled international escape. But Pelosi, Reid and Obama all know that Reconciliation is a very flawed process and by Rule of Order, thousands of Unrelated Amendments can be added by either party during discussions. That whole process can be virtually endless. The horrible part for the country is that the Bill will already have become law.
That’s 500 BILLION DOLLARS in new taxes, a 500 BILLION DOLLAR cut in Medicare and ALL the “Sweetheart” deals (like the Nebraska, Florida and Louisiana gifts) made in the past six months. Bend over everyone. Here it comes.
Look for every government building in the country to be renamed to a Disney character or every Interstate highway to be officially closed one day a week “for cleaning” or “redecorating”. If there is a crazy idea (and we all know there is NEVER a shortage of those in Washington), it can be introduced as an Amendment to the (now passed) Health Care Bill.
Wouldn’t it be interesting if the Republicans simply decided to offer an Amendment to dedicate every failed program in the United States to the Democratic Party through a similar renaming effort. The “Democratic United States Post Office”. The “Democratic Pot Hole Protection Program” (Pittsburgh would like that one!). The “Democratic -- We Love To Lie To You -- Climate Control Tax”. Well, you get the idea.
With a thousand nefarious and irrelevant Amendments, the Reconciliation process would collapse and House Democrats would be left holding an empty bag of Nancy’s promises.
Remember, Senators always consider themselves to be the superior beings in the food chain of Congress. After all, their term in office is six years, not the trivial two that the “lower house” gets. They’re just fine with the Bill they have passed and they have no obligation or desire to change a thing.
The BIG rubber stamp saying “SUCKER” is hiding in Harry Reid’s desk and he can’t wait to greet the House members at the door of the Reconciliation Room to pop a good one on everyone’s forehead.
Will the incredibly stupid House Democrats finally realize those 22” wheels passing over their bodies are from Obama’s Chicago Express coach? Yes, you are being thrown under the bus by your own party!
Monday, March 8, 2010
MOTOR VOTER PLEA (PART II)
HARRY REID SHOULD GO TO JAIL


Friday, January 8, 2010
MINDBLOWING VIDEO SAYS IT ALL!!!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
WALMART IS NOW "CRADLE TO GRAVE"!

Just one of those passing oddities of life.
I began work this morning and low and behold, a news tip that Wal-Mart has now found a way to sell you everything from baby diapers to the actual casket you will be buried in when you die.
For as little as $895.00 a Wal-Mart customer can buy a white metal casket with gold trim from the store's online service. That doesn't mean you'll be seeing caskets on "Aisle 4" any time soon -- with perhaps one exception. The giant retailer is also offering caskets for your pets at $184.95. What can possibly be next?
This whole approach does bring to mind that "Cradle To Grave" mind set. Maybe that's where Nancy Pelosi and the Progressive Democrats have been learning all their "Nanny State" lessons from. Now that's a stretch, putting Nancy and Wal-Mart in the same statement. I guess the town of Bettonville will have to start building a new airstrip so Pelosi can stop by for lunch on her 747.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
BECK EXPOSES JOHN MURTHA

Friday, November 13, 2009
PELOSI IS IN LEGAL HOT WATER OVER OWENS' VOTE IN CONGRESS
Many of you have heard that the election for U.S. House of Representatives in District 23 of upstate New York is now in question.
While it appeared Independent candidate Doug Hoffman lost the rather unusual election (remember the endorsed Republican candidate was exposed as a hard core Liberal and she withdrew), by about 6000 votes, as of today he has cut that loss by one half.
The nervous tension that has arisen on both sides of the political aisle is that the results may very well be headed for a recount because so many of the outstanding absentee ballots aren’t due until Monday and they are expected to come largely from military people. It may not be enough to change the outcome of the election but hope has indeed been restored.
What hasn’t been reported by many is a very important effect the initial results set into motion.

Democratic candidate Bill Owens immediately boogied off to Washington and voted Saturday night on Nancy Pelosi’s pet monster project, the Health Care Bill. And here is where life beats a Hollywood script every time.
The New York Election officials refused to ‘certify’ the results of the election as soon as they notice the dramatic swing with the absentee votes. (Obviously Hillary wasn’t at home last week or this might never have happened!)
Not only did New York State Board of Elections officials hold back on their authorization, they contacted Nancy Pelosi directly and told her the Democratic candidate (who, at this point IS NOT THE ‘WINNER’) could not be legally seated in Congress.
NANCY PELOSI IGNORED THEIR CAUTIONARY INFORMATION AND SEATED HIM ANYWAY SO HE COULD HELP IN THE VERY NARROW PELOSI WIN IN PASSING THE HOUSE VERSION OF THE BILL.
Knowingly allowing an ‘unelected’, common citizen from New York to sit in Congress and actually vote on a Bill stretches any semblance of legality or common sense and IT ACTUALLY MAKES THE ENTIRE HOUSE VOTE UNOFFICIAL AND VOID!
There are justifiable expectations that certification of the election will come by Tuesday or Wednesday and the overall results will not change, but that does not excuse Pelosi’s radical actions.
See should be subject to an ethics review that removes her from holding the position as Speaker of the House.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
WHITE HOUSE UNGLUED ABOUT VOTING IN NJ AND VA

For the many Americans who still don't realize just how big an inferiority complex Bill Clinton had and why the term "shame-based control" was invented by Hillary (she knew every time Bill had sex and always feigned that she would expose him if he didn't follow her lead), shortly after she and Bill left college, perhaps Obama will give you a second chance to understand Puppet Presidents.
Let me put it in terms any long time computer geek would understand. President Obama is "Vaporware 2.0". A lot of promise that this new Operating System will correct all the mistakes of the past, but it never delivers. Obama is already in need of a series of drastic revisions because of his lies to Americans in general and to his Progressive Left supporters. The recent elections that utterly failed to rally his base prove even the hard core understand he is smoke and mirrors.
Maybe that's where the idiotic comments from the White House are coming from. Disenchanted minions are wandering the halls wondering where their Utopia went in the last 12 months.
Is it any surprise that women like Valarie Jarrett, Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Obama and others are so busy trying to micromanage everything (and hide who is really "in charge"), that occasionally they lose sight of the fact that some members of their team are just morons. Hey "girls". Do you think some of the troops got sick on the "Kool-aid"?
Monday, September 28, 2009
Metallica Lyrics -- “Master of Puppets” -- Too True
I’ll be the first one to admit this isn’t my usual approach to things but an e-mail came across my desk today and it brought to mind the attached cartoon graphic from PatriotUpdate.com.
On a personal note I have to point out that this isn’t the first time the heavy metal group Metallica and other memories have collided in my mind. In the 70’s there was a musical group called “Spirit in Flesh” (Metromedia Records) headed up by a guy named Michael I grew up with. It was my first driving assignment for a band and not only did it put me on stage at Carneige Hall in NYC, more importantly it took me to Washington DC for a May 15th Rally only the old folks remember.
Michael went on to change his name a bit later to “Rapunsel” as he and members of his commune in Gill, Massachusetts worked at promoting the band. I can’t really recall just when the next thing happened (could be a year or so), but along came a much more successful band called “Metallica” that achieved all that Michael wanted. The oddity of all this is that Michael’s actual last name was (you guessed it!) Metallica.
Take a moment and read through Metallica’s lyrics to their song “Master of Puppets”. In this day and age there can only be one person who quickly comes to mind... President Barack Obama.

Master of Puppets ------ Metallica
End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear Leading on your deaths construction
Taste me you will see More is all you need Dedicated to How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster Obey your Master Your life burns faster Obey your Master Master Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Needlework the way, never you betray Life of death becoming clearer Pain monopoly, ritual misery Chop your breakfast on a mirror Taste me you will see More is all you need Dedicated to How I'm killing you Come crawling faster Obey your Master Your life burns faster Obey your Master Master Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Master, Master, where's the dreams that I've been after? Master, Master, you promised only lies Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries Fix me! Solo! Hell is worth all that, natural habitat Just a rhyme without a reason Neverending maze, Drift on numbered days Now your life is out of season I will occupy I will help you die I will run through you Now I rule you too Come crawling faster Obey your Master Your life burns faster Obey your Master Master Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master
http://www।youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hEyVQDRA
Sunday, September 27, 2009
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE????

No one ever said it would be easy. There is a battle at hand between Americans nationwide and elected politicians (and those who influence -- or 'own' -- them).
Friday, September 11, 2009
JOE WILSON IS A PATRIOT, ARE YOU?

Last week one man stood up and called President Obama the liar that he is. The "Chosen One" wasn't phased, basking in the confidence that the corrupt people he has surrounded himself with would crush Wilson, if not right now, then down the road.
Well now it's time. Most of you have sat back for the last forty years and allowed your country to be stolen by politicians on both sides of the aisle. But this time around your entire IMMEDIATE future is at stake. President Obama believes it is acceptable to destroy the American economy and impoverish everyone. Once you have nothing -- no job, no home and no food on your table, the only thing he's planning on leaving you with is both a personal and countrywide debt.
As I speak we are living in a time when our national debt is about to exceed or GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT. That means no matter how much the American Economy comes back from the ashes of the past few years, we will NEVER be able to repay the debt that has been created by Obama. China will own America and life as you know it will be over.
Start today by "speaking your mind all the time". SATIREWORKS.com has over 250 slogans on T-shirts, buttons, bumper stickers and more so you can tell others you are really frustrated. You'll be surprised by just how many people will suddenly begin to tell you they feel the same way. This is how real "CHANGE" must get started.
Stop by today, pick up a few items and then write to all your e-mail contacts and get them to do the same. Americas is at war with its "leaders" and it is time for you to report for duty.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
THE END OF AMERICA REALLY IS AT HAND -- UNLESS YOU ACT TODAY!

Realize the radical changes Barack Obama and the Socialists in Congress are foisting upon our way of life! The seeds they have planted since Day One of this Administration will continue to blossom for years to come. Obama's efforts are the KUJO of Socialism, a political vine that will infiltrate and overwhelm every living concept and freedom in our society.
Americans are already way BEHIND THE 8 BALL as the Obama "Community" -- George Soros, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rahm Emanuel, Harry Reid, Jeanne Shaheen, Barbra Boxer and others in the small but powerful group of left-wing radicals at the controls of this transformation, exercise their HATE FOR AMERICA. All are disciples of the 1960s radical Saul Alinsky.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
THE ILLUSIONS OF "WINNING TATICS" IN THE 2010 ELECTIONS

Rumblings have begun about just what "must" be done in the 2010 Election Cycle. Blogs are beginning to fill with "win-loss" scenarios with head counts from both the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate.
Reasonable arguments are being made that voters can create a total shift from the current Democratic control to one of Republican control. Others argue that to do so would just set the table for President Barack Obama to go on having someone else to blame for all his failures. In response to that prospect still others urge voters in America to replace a "certain number" so neither party have dominant control.
I am greatly concerned when people think they can fine tune an election process so there will be "just enough" of anything. One hopes the reality that "control is an illusion" quickly comes to mind.
The battle at hand is to wrestle our country back from a radical group of Far, Far Left Radical Progressives who continue to straddle the Ivory Towers of elitist educational environments and the swamps of political corruption at their deepest.
First and foremost the deranged and/or totally corrupt members of Congress must be thrown out. I don't know what it will take, but perhaps every ounce of energy, every dollar available and every bit of pressure imaginable must be focused on removing a relatively small group.
Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, Henry Waxman, Charlie Rangel, Christopher Dodd, Barbra Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Jeanne Shaheen and Olympia Snowe would be on my list. Oh, let’s not forget Pennsylvania’s “finest”, John Murtha. He may not be in the same political bedroom as the others but he does his very best to feed at the money trough in Washington. “Cutting government spending” would NEVER be his agenda.
Nancy would be first on my list. I’m just frustrated that I don’t have the millions of dollars it would take to move enough people into her Congressional District, get them registered and then vote her out of office. Understand this example. The “Queen of the Nanny State” is revered by legislators in Sacramento who passed more waco laws in 2008 like the one that requires “anyone under the age of 13 to wear a life preserver in order to go swimming in California”. Their reasoning? There were so many illegal aliens from Mexico who couldn’t speak English and they didn’t know how to yell “Help” if they were drowning. (Yes, that was the comment from the Legislative Leaders!)
Clearly some of you might have to avoid the natural response...”Their Illegals. Let them drown.” The other reaction could more passionately be for the 99% in that same age group who simply want to enjoy a comforting and fun swim.
In the last 100 years (or more?), there has not been a greater threat to everything that has made America the great nation that it is. People associated with the Obama Administration -- whether in political office, acting as a Czar or those behind the scenes sending you SPAM or pulling other dirty tricks -- are all dangerous and seemingly have no interest in protecting, serving or promoting America. Many are criminals, tax cheats, declared Communists or good old fashion, power-hungry sociopaths. Meanwhile we have a President who spends every waking moment in what psychologists call "Pretend Reality".
It's laughable that years ago people use to scoff at Ronald Regan's run for the Presidency to be one of "just an actor".
In truth, President Barack Obama makes it nearly a daily occurrence to stand in the spot light while he lies his butt off to America. Now that's acting! Thankfully Americans are growing tired of the Obama Soap Opera.
One of the bumper stickers from SatireWorks.com says: "To Obama it's not a job, it's an adventure and we're paying for the ride!" I don't think the man has anything but his own ego to be served each day. If you were upset with recent political cartoons of him portrayed as "The Joker", how are you going to feel when he is accurately portrayed with a tight little black mustache on his upper lip?
Here's your chance to speak out. You can either e-mail us (customer services at satireworks.com) or comment on the blog. How would you defeat a Nancy Pelosi in the 2010 Election?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
545 versus 300,000,000

Every day we here at SatireWorks.com receive all kinds of e-mail (you're invited to send if you wish) and today was no exception. One that caught our eye did not have a signature line but it seemed to be such a great reminder of the power of the vote, we had to make up a new product line and reprint the note. Our thanks to whomever originally wrote this.
545 PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH POWER, DISTAIN AND ARROGANCE...
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does..
You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason.. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-pickingthing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party. What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits.
The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.
The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of the majority party. She and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.
If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red ..
If the Army & Marines are in IRAQ , it's because they want them in IRAQ
If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.
There are no insoluble government problems.
Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.
They, and they alone, have the power.
They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.
Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees.
We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!
Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.
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Sunday, August 9, 2009
US REP. TOM PRICE PLEADS FOR DEMS TO STOP HEALTHCARE TAKEOVER
TOM PRICE PLEADS FOR DEMS TO STOP HEALTHCARE TAKEOVER
Everyone absolutely must get involved and make your thoughts known to your senators and your local congressman regarding this disastrous health care legislation. Don't wait until it's passed then complain about rationing of health care itself, less access to doctors and specialists and the very real possibility of you being forced into a wholly government run system where your current insurance may very well bcome null & void. Congress is at recess and the representatives are back in your area holding town hall-type meetings. Make your opinions known!
In our lifetimes, this is probably the most important issue ever facing us, and it's a very negative one at that.
Please look at this You Tube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdgdg6SWI&feature=channel
This video that was made of US Rep. Tom Price-6th Dist. on Wednesday.
Tom is a member of the House Healthcare Committee, and the video was shot in the Wed. Committee meeting. Please tell your friends to stop by this blog and watch the link with Tom. This healthcare legislation MUST be defeated. Tom has said that our Constitution is being burned right before our very eyes. We must, Democrats and Republicans alike, let our leaders know that this plan is unacceptable.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
NATIONAL AD REVEALS OBAMA TRUTHS

Check out the short ad at this address:
http://www.ourcountrydeservesbetter.com/campaigns/notiran.html
Monday, June 29, 2009
REPUBLICAN "CAP AND TRAITORS"

Sunday, June 21, 2009
STOP AND WATCH THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW

This guy's video on You Tube has been so popular that (reportedly) Obama called him personally. He said that he was very disturbed with the video and invited him to the White House. Obama also said he wanted the White House to handle the Press and not to talk about the video or the White House visit.
Few know if that part of things is true. What everyone who watches the video does know is that Americans have become complacent cowards in defending their own rights and the country they say they love.
This may be the best six minutes invested in your future ........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYscnFpEyA
Friday, June 12, 2009
GIVE NANCY A PIECE OF YOUR MIND
Speaker Nancy Pelosi
http://speaker.house.gov/contact or http://www.speaker.gov/contact
If the web contact form doesn't work, use this email address:
AmericanVoices@mail.house.gov
Office of the Speaker
H-232, US Capitol
Washington, DC 20515
(202) 225-0100